December 2008
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Dec 31st
ugh
usually when i go back to bed for my afternoon nap i call joe and now i don’t have anyone to call and i don’t want to take a nap now because i know if i lay down i will just feel lonely.
Dec 31st
tumblrthday/nye
usually on new year’s eve i pee my pants at midnight just for fun
Dec 31st
i will not call him i will not call him i will not call him i will not call him i will not call him
Dec 31st
Listenbruno nicolai & edda dell’orso - allora...
Dec 30th
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“I found my best partner!”
– — My friend Yoko Nobori, gushing joy about new husband. That’s pretty much the goal of finding a good mate, folks. Not romance, not soulmate, not knight in shining armour. Find your best partner. (via sisterpearl) i hope i find mine
Dec 30th
well
i will be going into 2009 a single woman. for real this time, though. this is the real end/beginning.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
man
I’m going to be 19 on wednesday and I’m kind of depressed because although I know I’m still very young, 19 just doesn’t sound as ridiculous as 18.
Dec 29th
mammatocumulus
intweetion: wordjournal: noun • a cumulus or cumulostratus storm cloud having breast-shaped protuberances below. Images: here and here.  …wtf
Dec 29th
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new years resolutions
The relatively realistic ones: -Actually attend the yoga and pilates classes instead of just talk about going -Eat more spinach -Channel excess energy into creativity -Take better care of my skin -Look prettier The ones that probably won’t happen: -Refrain from buying purses -Have more sex -Stop thinking that being an asshole is fun
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omg
i lost a follower and i can’t figure out who it is
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Complaint #336
whitewhine: “‘Mary is can’t wait for the party this weekend!’ Seriously? Newsflash: You can delete the ‘is’ when updating your facebook profile.” -Whine by Ethan
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Volksfaden →
textile heaven
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Dec 17th
“Throwing the shoes at Bush was the best goodbye kiss ever.”
– Musa Barhoumeh, editor of Jordan’s independent Al-Gahd newspaper (via AlJazeera) (via sisterpearl)
Dec 17th
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“If you’re looking for sympathy it’s between shit and syphillis in the...”
– David Sedaris (via lastmariner) can’t wait to see him speak in aprillllll
Dec 16th
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”
– Dr. Seuss (via lorenrochelle) (via jessicachu)
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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i miss school
but not hippies {edit} Seriously people, live your goddamn lives. I’m all about conservation but you don’t have to treat a collapsible bowl made from corn fibers instead of plastic like it’s the goddamn hope diamond. If you want to dig yourself a hole in the mud and fill it with soy milk and live in there that’s fine by me just don’t even talk to me about...
Dec 16th
“I have a problem with low self-esteem, which is ridiculous when you consider how...”
– AA. whatthehale: altidude The funny thing is, I’ve actually had this very thought (via davereed)
Dec 9th
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