take me srsly
Nov 08
have you ever heard of "being in public"
here is a hint:
if you are already a mouth breather, please do not bring your stash of airheads/laffy taffy to the library when you have a head cold.
giggle giggle jiggle miggle
this weekend a little girl was playing in some leaves and she screamed this spell of sorts (GIGGLE GIGGLE JIGGLE MIGGLE), threw herself backwards, and covered herself completely so that she could not be seen at all.
she lost my respect when, after about 5 seconds, she popped her head out to make sure I was looking, and then went back under the leaves. i really hope she still does and says that kind of stuff even when no one is looking though.
Nov 05
» Out-Of-Body Sex: What the fuck is the point?
this is possibly one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard of. i just really do not understand why someone would be into this. maybe i’m just stupid.
anyhow, this is kind of a beginner’s guide to “astral sex” (whatever the hell that means)
Nov 04
Remembered GPOYW 2 weeks in a row. On a roll. Is
GPOYW still even deck? or is it fin? Am I still alt?
Working man
GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA GETTA JOB lol amirite
I got a job yesterday being a “gallery monitor” i.e. getting paid to sit on tumblr on saturday afternoons.
Nov 03
