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Jul 08
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gpoyw!!!!!omfg
gpoyw!!!!!omfg
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Jul 07
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I love this.
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Jul 06
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My Actual Math Homework

p = The chair is broken.
q = This is an octopus.
p^q = The chair is broken and this is an octopus.
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The Amish Daughter and the Strawberry Ghost

I. do they know what a monday is

 or a tuesday
or a thursday

or do they keep track not of hours
but of (((light)))


II. I saw a girl with her young

mouth open to the sky
spitting ribbons:
satin
growgrain
bric-a-brac

the champion gift wrapper

III. I saw the coca cola stay separate and fizzy

fizzy in its own righteousness
on the 4th of July

IV. she spit ribbons at the sky again

(or maybe)

V. Earth: this must have been where they took all those beautiful pictures.

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Jul 01
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quick question

Mary purchased 4 tires by mail order. She paid $54.60 per tire plus $5.30 per tire for shipping and handling. There is no sales tax, because the tires were purchased out of state. She also had to pay $8.81 per tire for mounting and balancing. At a local store, mary’s total for the 4 tires with mounting and balancing would be $304 plus 8% sales tax. How much did Mary save by purchasing the tires through the mail?
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apparent truth

i was diagnosed as “madly in love”
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the CD that accompanies one of my philosophy text books has “pop and rock” songs in sections titled “rockin’ review.” I’m a little insulted.
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Jun 26
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I can’t wait to learn this song.
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